40 Reasons Why  The CEO Still Uses The Yellow Pages

1. The “Yellow Pages” have no room for comments
2. The “Yellow Pages” are easy to control (and they can be used to keep the door open)
3. They look good on the bookshelf ( and I have very nice bookshelves)
4. So what do you mean by “Kindle”?
5. You can stack “em” high
6. The grand children can use them for “Papier Mache”
7. Very hard to measure  “social” or “community”
8. It’s big and thick and comfortable (like my slippers)
9. You can recycle them (you can’t recycle bits and bytes)
10. Change is still a dirty word

This was a fun read. Try adding a few more reasons in the comments, then let's compare with Jeff's list.